Sh*t My Pets Ruined

Sh*t My Pets Ruined Hilarious images of torn up letters, chewed up furniture, ransacked gardens and graffitied windows have been collected, mainly by dogs and cats while their owners' backs are turned and put together to form a website.
The website was set up after the success of the similar site S*** My Kids Ruined, which was put together by exasperated mother Julie Haas Brophy from New York, after her son spilled a tub of black paint all over her rug. In a similar vein, the pets' version pictures are submitted by frustrated owners who have discovered some beloved item or place ruined by their equally beloved pet.

Japanese Toilet-maker Invents Poop Powered Bike

As part of their effort to increase awareness about environmental issues, Japanese toilet-maker Toto have created a motorcycle that runs on faeces. The vehicle, named Toilet Bike Neo, is a three-wheeled chopper-style that features a toilet for a seat.
Though the bike runs on poop, human excrement is not used, instead the vehicle uses biogas brewed and extracted from animal dung and household wastewater. It can achieve a maximum speed of 80kmph.
The project is part of larger initiative by Toto to reduce greenhouse-gas emmissions in it’s customers toilets by 50 per cent by the year 2017.
The poop bike has embarked on a 1,000 kilometres journey across Japan to spread awareness since October 6, which took off from their manufacturing plant at Kokura and will end in Tokyo.
Even though it is powered by waste the vehicle features a tiny talking latrine on the handlebars, a high-end sound system and a air-writing LED device that can leave trails of messages.
The Toilet Bike Neo, also comes with a giant roll of toilet paper mounted at the rear end and a special poop inspired helmet.
The project has also started a blog complete with pictures at Toilet Bike that tracks it’s progress while travelling across Japan. There are no immediate plans to mass produce the unique bike and the company made it clear that it is not involved with the motorbike or bio-gas production business.

Message in Bottle saved Cargo Ship Montecristo from Pirates

Message in bottle saved cargo ship Montecristo from Pirates

LONDON British forces freed an Italian cargo ship hijacked by Somali pirates after retrieving a message in a bottle tossed by hostages from a porthole, it is now learnt. The message said the crew was safely sealed inside an armoured area.
All 23 crew, including 10 Indians, of the Montecristo were freed and the 11 pirates arrested. The crew locked themselves in an armoured area of the vessel when the pirates came aboard and continued to navigate the ship.
“The pirates cut off communication, but the crew tossed a bottle with a message out. At that point, other ships in the area were aware the Italian vessel had been boarded by pirates. But the message in the bottle gave an important signal the crew of the ship were out of harm’s way and that a rescue operation could be launched.
Rubber boats circled Montecristo while a helicopter hovered above. The pirates surrendered right away, some throwing their weapons in the sea.
The pirates attacked the ship on Monday off Somalia.

Hitman falls in love with target and fakes her murder with tomato sauce

Hitman falls in love with target and fakes her murder with tomato sauce

BAHIA, BRAZIL A hired killer fell in love with his victim then faked her death with the help of some tomato ketchup.
Hitman Carlos Roberto de Jesus, from Brazil, was paid £345 to murder Iranildes Aguiar Araujo.
He was contracted by housewife Maria Nilza Simoes, who was convinced Iranildes was having an affair with her husband.
But when de Jesus saw his intended victim he fell head over heels in love with her and confessed the plot. The pair then conjured up a plan to fool his employer into believing he had carried out the hit. The new lovers bought two bottles of ketchup from a local supermarket.
De Jesus then got his supposed victim to rip her shirt and grip a machete under her armpit. He then taped her mouth up, tied her hands, smothered her with ketchup and got her to lie still on the floor as if she were dead. The ex-convict photographed Araujo and sent the picture to the 'cheated' wife saying he had killed her.
Araujo said: “I tore my shirt, put the knife by my side here, then he tied me up and smothered me with ketchup.”
But the ruse was discovered three days later when Simoes saw the hired assassin kissing the very woman he was meant to have bumped off.
She then went to the police to complain he had stolen 1000 Brazilian dollars from her. Detectives were amazed when de Jesus told the full story in a confession. The murder was supposed to take place last July in the small town of Pidonbacu, in the state of Bahia, in eastern Brazil. The three suspects were grilled by police chief Marconi Lima before being released on bail. The hitman and his “victim” faces extortion charges, and the woman who hired him faces charges of making threats to kill. Sheriff Lima said: "In eight years of policing 've never heard anything like it." While a local shopkeeper remarked: "Could Maria not see that the knife was in the woman's armpit?"